A Personal Relationship with Jesus

Posted on 22 January 2012 by Admin

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Is it possible for three people to have a common friend, but have wildly different views about him, his views and his character? Wouldn’t that indicate that at least two of them, and possibly all three of them, were mistaken, or lying? Well, why can’t people who claim to have a personal relationship with Jesus agree on what he wants and what he’s like? Well, there’s an answer to that question that is obvious to most of us. The amount of detail in this video is the result of having far, far, far too much time on my hands. I don’t expect this one to be as popular as the others but, I had the idea and, well, here it is for what it’s worth. Intro music came from a sound-effect sharing website called The FreeSound Project (where I’ve taken lots of my sound effects from). Thank you user “Mansardian” who produced it. And yes, it’s just me. Seven characters was a stretch, but I use a mixing program with a pitch-changing feature. Just thought I’d clear that up coz I keep getting comments addressed to “you guys” or specifically “the guy with the low voice” etc. ******’ Hey it’s getting a fairly good respose so far. I had my doubts about this one, even after I deleted the entire recording at one stage and did it all over again with whole sections re-written. Thanks for your messages! I’m somewhat relieved!
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Comments (49)

  1. OkamsRazer says:

    @CephasBorg well seeing as he is a zombie maybe he hasnt returned to the Earth cuz frankly his followers dont have any Brains worth munching on.

  2. fedelede2 says:

    @POLLARDMANIA World War 2 ended in March, 1945, you idio.

    And Nazism still exists nowadays.

    And no, all caps doesn’t make you smarter.

  3. Tommygun456 says:

    wow, the ending really summarises the effect religion has on the average joe. they might as well be androids

  4. mcfunthomas says:

    fun-fcng-tastic. I’m sick n tired of all those claiming to have a direct relationship with God.

  5. RugtimXII says:

    The problem with this is that God exists, no matter what you think, and the president is just a fairy tale.

  6. deicidaltendancies says:

    2,319 comments were a lot to sift through to see if the “atheist pill” anagram had been mentioned yet.
    I found it brilliant.

  7. VetinariClone says:

    Just found you and you are hilarious!

  8. hellobal100 says:

    Even Tamil [a ancient language spoken by 10 million peoples today] Literature has logical consistency than Abrahamic religious holyscripture in terms of both physical reality and spiritual reality….

    see the other world view of reality

    comments welcome

  9. megabeaver23 says:

    anyone else thinking about the borg at the end?

  10. ScottJoC says:

    @POLLARDMANIA I also care not for typing, that’s why like you I keep doing it.

  11. rubiniosity says:

    @POLLARDMANIA and also you didn’t respect what i said
    here just for you :
    “stop insulting people and try to argue with ARGUMENTS !!!”
    and if you didn’t get it yet :
    “stop insulting people and try to argue with ARGUMENTS !!!”

  12. rubiniosity says:

    @POLLARDMANIA you only did in the last few so take away the irony

  13. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @rubiniosity - YES I TYPE IN ALL CAPS CAUSE I THINK IT MAKES ME STARTER……NOT CAUSE I ALWAYS DO AND LIKE IT …

  14. rubiniosity says:

    @POLLARDMANIA i know about the dates , BUT
    being a nazi is not depending on time or place of born
    it depends on your views on the world
    typing in all caps doesn’t make you smarter , but it lets you look stupid
    i don’t want to insult you , but how you react is just stupid !

  15. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @rubiniosity WELL ME BEING 25 YEARS OLD AND WORLD WAR 2 COMING TO A END IN FEBRUARY OF 1947 ……WELL IM GUESSING YOU CAN NOT DO THE MATH SO ILL JUST TELL YOU – I WOULD HAVE TO BE 64 YEAR OLD TO BE BORN IN THE YEAR THE WAR ENDED SO NO I COULD NOT BE A NAZI …..MY GOD YOU GUYS REALLY ARE STUPID HUMANS …..SURPRISINGLY VERY STUPID

  16. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @DarkBunnyLord I KNOW THE PHRASE “HOLDING WATER” / YES CALL PEOPLE REATARDS IS VERY MATURE OF YOU – SORRY I DONT CARE TO WASTE MY TIME WITH TYPING ….TYPING …”T Y P E – I N G” NOT TALKING OR SPEAKING HERE – WE ARE TYE-ING NOT TALK-ING ….DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

    WE ARE ALL TYPE-ING NOT TALKING OR SPEAKING JUST SO U UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO NOT IN YOUR LAST 3 POSTS

  17. rubiniosity says:

    @POLLARDMANIA ONLY nazis call themself a “race”

    and YOU just did !
    stop insulting people and try to argue with ARGUMENTS !!!

  18. DarkBunnyLord says:

    @POLLARDMANIA Because talking is always speaking right? Also I find it ironic how you use entire sentences with caps whilst refraining from capitalizing the beginning of a sentence… another testament to your level of intellect.

    Hold water is a turn of phrase my ignorant little friend. Now why don’t you go play kindly with the other retards in the special ed room, clearly you’re not old enough in mind to be here.

  19. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @DarkBunnyLord yes i agree with you – “TALKING” in all caps makes you smarter ……….my god you actually r really dumb! TYPE IS DIFFERENT THEN TALK ………i also did not know words could hold water …….THANK YOU FOR YOU KNOWLEDGE OH GREAT BUNNY LORD ……..

  20. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @rubiniosity SORRY I WAS NOT AWARE THAT WORLD WAR 2 WAS OVER……….I STILL THOUGH NAZIS WERE IN GERMANY………..GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE REALLY R DUMB – I NEVER SAID NAZIS WERE STILL IN GERMANY DID I ?

    BUT WHAT U TYPE IS CORRECT SO I RESPECT THAT

  21. DarkBunnyLord says:

    @POLLARDMANIA TALKING IN ALL CAPS MAKES YOU SMART HURRRR.
    Also when you’re referencing a someone in particular you quote them. Otherwise your pointless inane comment holds no water because no one here is saying “all Christians believe exactly the same thing”.

  22. rubiniosity says:

    @POLLARDMANIA WHAT !!!
    the nazis killed thousands of jews , but there are no more nazis in germany !
    i’m 17 and i’m living here in a social democracy
    i feel sorry for the killed people , but i don’t have to apologize
    

  23. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @rubiniosity SHOULDN’T YOU BE APOLOGIZING FOR YOUR RACE TRYING TO KILL OFF ANOTHER RACE OF HUMANS INSTEAD?

  24. POLLARDMANIA says:

    @DarkBunnyLord – YOU MUST BE DUMBER THAN YOUR NAME -“OH GREAT BUNNY-LORD” – YOU ACTUALLY MUST BE REAL DUMB ……..DID I MENTION THE VIDEO IN MY POST?? I SAID “YOU PEOPLE”
    – SO “OH GREAT IDIOT BUNNY LORD” {you either ignored my post, didn’t read it, or ignored what i said}
    YES OH MIGHTY BUNNY LORD – YOU ARE A IDIOT

  25. SuckMyFarts says:

    just take them panties off and then your a good GF 😉

  26. LicoDono says:

    @alicia10162 She just said, and I quote, “Try to take interest in things he does.”
    Besides, if a guy walks all over you, he’s a dick.

  27. hoeeliz says:

    I’ve got this weird feeling she’s single.

  28. jaynet2008 says:

    I’ve been a great companion, friend and no matter what, the relationship never meets my or his expectations. Ready to be single again. So not in love. This video was not helpful.

  29. 701Tweet says:

    good clip

  30. shoguntactics says:

    @alicia10162 if hes gonna cheat and do those things to you. Confront him about it.. if he says its your fault then dump him and see what he says next

  31. ndinii says:

    Haha really they gonna advertise devorces during this clip?

  32. metalwaffle94 says:

    compiment him and be sweet….nuff said

  33. gembadrinkerz says:

    i try but i never can :'( <3

  34. MrJlh101558 says:

    Good advice that can be learned easily or matured into. Your choice ladies.

  35. dhide14 says:

    @cIrCuSsTaRz nope….you’re still fat, and ugly

  36. 420extraordinary says:

    Let him fuck you like a doll.

  37. 420extraordinary says:

    Let him fuck you like a doll

  38. ghr6uybsrthdj5q65 says:

    A sense of entitlement for any behavior is what would drive a man like me absolutely nuts. Being fake like this chick might work on stupid men perhaps but the only good advice here is men are egotistical so stroke that ego. Speaking of stroking, it’s about time I got back to looking for porn. We’re simple creatures. If you haven’t figured out the 3 things your man wants than you’re over complicating things.

  39. TheSuperhmmm says:

    leave. and dont be a bad person. I believe only good people deserve each other. Support is key along with other values people should have

  40. TheSuperhmmm says:

    to the comments if you have to doubt your man or cuss him out on cheating, he is not a good man worth your time. This is for good men only. A good woman should be with a good man. I am a good woman and only good people deserve each other. I think what she means its not to never get excited at all we have different personalities. But to not be like sandpaper…irritating and rough. would you like a very annoying mosquito buzzing all day in your ear. And men if your with a woman like this just…

  41. ash7091 says:

    @yodiggydog09 its true..i agreee.

  42. miszafa says:

    and whaat if its just you who’s trying to understand and do things that makes him happy yet he dont consider what makes you happy n wat makes you upset? n how can i trust a bf who been lying to me? but still i love him. hmm

  43. RubHerSoul1 says:

    This chick is obviously very naive. Girls listen to only two things. Oprah, and not guys. Girls DON”T change. They just expect a guy to all the time. And when they won’t, well hey, it’s not her that’s paying the mortgage while living back home with his mother. We should all just have our dicks surgically removed at 13 yrs old. It would slolve a lot of problems.

  44. TheGuardDuck says:

    I think all this woman really understands is the female side of it. She talks about guys in female terms. What I mean by that is she talks like she knows things about guys that seem to be what women want to hear, and not the way guys are. I donno, but I think she doesnt know what she thinks she does.

  45. carcarooo says:

    what if it is his first time dating? then what do you do?

  46. Jweir509 says:

    Just get him a sandwich and hurry, you’re supposed to meet Justin at the beach-8 sharp!

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  48. banui says:

    @o0ItsumoUreshii0o : or love him genuinely. This way, the pleasure of making him happy will overcome some of your old conditionings which made you think you don’t like some things.

    So yes, don’t do what you don’t like, but also learn how to love and be generous in your love. And you will slowly learn how to make the difference between things you really really don’t like, and things you just thought you didn’t like because of lacking an open mind.

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