Borat – Dating Service Skit

Posted on 20 August 2010 by Admin

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Ali G – Borat – Dating Service Skit

Guaranteeing a girl’s attention means planting seeds and sharing interests and then making yourself scarce, but not quite “hard to get.” Grab and keep a girl’s attention with advice from a female dating coach in this free video on dating tips for guys. Expert: Jessica Claire Contact: www.newyorkdatingcoach.com Bio: Jessica Claire is the host of her own midnight hour talk radio show, where she gives advice on dating. Filmmaker: Paul Muller
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Comments (50)

  1. leparditas says:

    vagin 😀

  2. lumpyfishful says:

    love the intro musics 😀

  3. nancyl2 says:

    @richards: Great reply. WHY because it is an original opinion + I like that.:) I really am tired of women being put down in this way as sex objects that have no intelligence. But THAT IS MY VIEW. YOU have yours, I respect your reply –This vid shared with me was to see my filters going off from my conditionings as a sheeple. If you do not understand then I take it you need to research your truth. 🙂 I am not upset so I need not calm down. Borat is Borat a Sad controlled being. + we Laugh.<3

  4. richards91fan says:

    @nancyl2 I’m a woman and the reason I’m not offended by this at all is because “Borat”, is just a character a comedian is playing and that’s not the shit the comedian really believes. It just snowballed into a movie.

    No offense, but you need to calm down. IT’S NOT REAL!

  5. xJumpman023x says:

    im pretty sure Jenny has plenty of “plow” experience…

  6. trafficjam10 says:

    @ChaosWZ thats the whole point

  7. ChaosWZ says:

    He’s so strange. Conversations with him must be painfully awkward

  8. sequentialproduction says:

    “big like a can of pepsi” LMAO

  9. chrysillo says:

    “a senses of humor” LMAO

  10. jtyrone says:

    “but if she cheat on me i will crush her”

    lmfao.. “well that’s not going to qualify you for our membership if you’re ready to crush a woman” XD

  11. Abduhi says:

    “if possible plow experience”

  12. InformationSecrets says:

    Nice…I won’t try getting a girl for 50 gallons of insecticide again…Borat rocks!

  13. theballer04 says:

    “well you probably look for the same qualities that you were attracted to in your wife”
    “no”

  14. mrhash2008 says:

    man she just met my expectations

  15. sasoon says:

    “How do I find if she will be a cheaaaaaat?” Borat needs to come back…somehow, someway…

  16. MrJeff123142 says:

    hahahahahahahaahahahahhahah .. dis nigga is funnyyyy

  17. DrunkenMidget90 says:

    @ViperRob42 lol he really does 😀

  18. edelcampo24 says:

    @ViperRob42 lmfaoooo

  19. kingmaxim187 says:

    HAHA

  20. rb26capri says:

    sexy time

  21. hynixx says:

    When do we have sexy intercourse?well whenever you both agree on that..when do me and you have a sexy intercourse?hahaha

  22. lukeycc67 says:

    i reckon i would proper crush that jenny bird, fuckin ell

  23. MarceloLaraM says:

    hahahaha, nice girls though

  24. rocaho001 says:

    @ViperRob42 seriously. i wonder if they did the boogie afterwards.

  25. musicaddicted777 says:

    “in USA to marry a girl u just cant go to her fathers house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide ”
    ROFL

  26. gilnos says:

    okay i just want to say that i have tried doing what she said to do, i approached attractive women at the club and told them that they look stunning in their dresses or skirts & nothing happened…I believe this only works if ur a attractive looking guy, this doesn’t work for guys who look average, what i learned instead was creating a attraction with women, if u can do this u r in.

  27. Volvo745T says:

    @Agent1W – It’s understandable that women don’t stare at guys too much or in an obvious fashion … we don’t need too much encouragement for pursuit.

    But if you can do this without driving off of the road*, watch women engage in stealth guy watching. Ladies, chime in as needed. 😉

  28. Thedarkcountry says:

    @24props lol
    the biggest bullshit i ve ever heard

  29. Agent1W says:

    @Volvo745T Indeed, but you can’t always catch them in the act. You almost always have your back turned. If they lock onto you long enough, other people near her will take notice and then they’ll tell you personally(the only way I actually figure out).

    Men can do it too but often, they’ll need a cover or “put up an act” to avoid making it obvious.

    It’s a crazy game of watching, isn’t it? Woman looks at man, man looks at woman, and never the twain shall meet!

  30. Volvo745T says:

    @Agent1W – IMO women are expert at checking out guys covertly.

  31. Gr3gg228 says:

    Why would I want to get attention from a chick sitting alone at a bar? The concept is very true though. The one who cares the least has control over the relationship at any level of the relationship including that first greeting.

  32. user696969 says:

    her compliment sucked and would never work unless you were brad pitt, what you should say is something like this….”you’d have the best hair in this place if it was blonde (or brunette)”, trust me girls you meet in bars don’t want nice guys

  33. realityfighting says:

    muito interessante. i think from my own experience i would definitley have to agree with this video. absolutley. you want to give her attention initialy but then pull back a little.

  34. TheRealBlackHair says:

    looking for a woman for friendship.
    someone who’s out going and likes animals, especially sheep.
    with a keen interest in music and beach valley ball.
    must be in late 40’s to early 80’s and chubby please.
    oh, and she must have lots of money.
    well thats about it, come and get me get ladys!

  35. Leatherbubba says:

    Dating is a waste of time. Ever hear of hookers,people?

  36. kizzybone says:

    Where’s the video detailing how to get a date with Jessica Claire?

  37. keithlamontbraggs says:

    How can i smile and make eye contact with a girl if they wont even look at me?

  38. Agent1W says:

    In layman’s terms, it’s magnetism. A girl will try to attract guys over to her or a guy will try to attract girls over to him.

    You may have to do a very subtle thing to make contact, but otherwise, you pretty much ignore them and go about your business. This will put you on the receiving end!

    It happens all too often that girls are checking me out when I LEAST realize it. It’s like the Boos of Super Mario. You look at them and they stop, but when you turn your back, they follow you lol.

  39. speedomike747 says:

    now learn us some positions

  40. bweazel says:

    This advice is very true. Women can’t stand to feel like they aren’t the center of attention.

  41. 1cleverpartner says:

    Great tip, however, it takes a bit more effort to just spit out a random statement and “run”. I would add that a guy would need an ender, like “Hope I get to see you again before I leave”, so she definitely knows you’re interested.

    cleverpartner com

  42. xemsisx says:

    @kokoth

    well… you shold know more about dicks than me i guess

  43. Mrmoc7 says:

    @Babssssssss

    It’s a habit because I also comment in forums where you’re not allowed to use curse words. Anyways, f*** you once again.

  44. Babssssssss says:

    you may or may not like her advise & she might not be a
    super model but how can some of you people say shes not
    pretty or go low as to call her ugly!?!?

  45. Babssssssss says:

    @Mrmoc7 whats with the *** after fuck you? you trying to sensor your
    self from you or protecting the public. its kinda stupid.
    Anyways looks like there is hope for you- just keep doing the opposite
    of what you say.

  46. Mrmoc7 says:

    @Babssssssss

    F*** you. I kissed a girl yesterday. Sure I wasn’t expecting it, sure she was drunk, but hey, i kissed a girl (actually she kissed me, and then a bunch of other guys afterwards…). Anyway, f*** you! I kissed a girl, you haven’t.

  47. Babssssssss says:

    @Mrmoc7 then I guess there’s no hope for you
    keep it to your self

  48. RaffeChinoIFABAN says:

    @H8lag Me 2 Yo

  49. RaffeChinoIFABAN says:

    GRAB DA BOOBS AND RUN!

  50. LLschoolJ2 says:

    @stickybelvedere ROFL

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